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NFT AFFIRMATIONS
NFT Affirmations captures the culture, community, and early adopters of NFTs – minted on the ETH blockchain forever. The 10,000 DEGENerative NFTs are the provenance of crypto culture. If you’re reading this, these Affirmations are about you.
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About
THE STORY
PROLOGUE:
What do a woman with no last name, former SkateLord, washed up farm-to-table beauty queen, and UberEats slinging DJ have in common? The omnipresent suspicion that someday they would be more Kanye than Kanye, and the completely unfounded conspiracy that it would happen simply because they manifested it.
The Freaky Fam met in the same glitch of the same matrix. Once living in a not-that-bad, but could-be-better simulation, the Twin Flames and Cosmic Twins realized they’ve always had the power to magnetize, manifest, and generate the reality they wanted, but the cost of success is steep. Split the bill.*
*This Prologue was written on REDACTED in Joshua Tree. If you don’t know WTF it means, don’t worry. Neither do we.
THE ACTUAL STORY:
The shared understanding of “affirmations” refers to the practice of positive thinking and self empowerment – fostering a belief that “a positive mental attitude supported by affirmations will achieve success in anything.”
That was maybe kinda true, sometimes, pre-DEGEN life, but in a centralized world and corporate society, you can affirm all the fuck you want and you may still find yourself a prisoner to the system.
Enter: THE DIGITAL RENAISSANCE. Enter: NON-fucking-FUNGIBLE.
If you’re here, you probably know what we’re getting at here. But we’ll spell it out for you just because we’re fucking EMO and we love this shit.
Earn a living from art? YUP. Quit that job? YUP. Make friends? YUP. Live your dream life? YUP. Whatever the question, dream, or goal is, our answer is: YES, YOU FUCKING CAN & YOU WILL! *takes a break from typing to wipe tears*
Inspired by the real success stories of the NFT community, NFT Affirmations was created to capture a moment in crypto culture and make it collectible. Pop culture, trends, and communities change and evolve. Never has there been an opportunity quite like this to celebrate, commemorate, and encapsulate the evolution of society in real time like NFT Affirmations.
EPILOGUE:
If you know the people behind this project, you know this is a community initiative. You know we are the early ones, the community builders, the creatives, the friends, and you know we aren’t going anywhere. NFT Affirmations are collectible moments of a culture and community that is on track to evolve faster than the internet itself. Through a tip of the hat, with a tongue in the cheek, and a fucking absurd roadmap, The NFT Affirmations are an homage to the pioneers. You’re all a bunch of DEGENS. We fucking love it here.
Specs & Rarity
SPECS & RARITY
Properties include background, text, and border. Traits represent the type of Affirmation and its relationship to the crypto ecosystem. The background art was created by Chad Knight and Nathaniel Parrott. The long term value of these NFT Affirmations is up to you.
PROPERTIES: Text and Border Colors
COMMON TEXT STYLES:
HODLvetica, Satoshi Serif, and Gweitesque
UNCOMMON TEXT STYLES:
Degen Display, Alpha Slim, and Bubble Bold
RARE TEXT STYLE:
Moonspace
ULTRA-RARE TEXT STYLE:
Whalien
COMMON BORDER COLORS:
Nano pink, poap’n pink, rug-pull red, ape-ricot
UNCOMMON BORDER COLORS:
Utillitow, send nodes, 3LAU cheese, coinbae blue
RARE:
Rainbow, zebra, holographic, bling
SPECIAL TRAIT: VERIFIED
VERIFIED:
An homage to the icons, the legends, the ones we hate to love and love to hate. These people, projects, platforms, communities, and phrases have changed the zeitgeist forever. These NFTs are very niche and very personal. If you find your name in VERIFIED, just know we love you, no matter what the affirmation says. SHEEESH.
Niche Internet Microcelebrity
Niche Internet Microcelebrity
When NFT Affirmations posts your affirmation on their channels, you will be tagged in the post to gain exposure to new audiences.
Manifestors Mansion Party
Manifestors Mansion Party
The Freaky Fam ™ will plan, organize, and host a MANSION VIP party for the HODLers with the most NFT Affirmations in their wallet. Wallets will be reviewed one week leading up to the party, so sweep that floor. Like Wolf of Wallstreet meets Hangover meets Great Gatsby, but for DEGENS. (Yeah, I know I could’ve just said Project X) No kids or right click savers allowed. Date & location TBD. Expect copious amounts of FOMO-inducing attractions and party favors.
Xoxo, Alpha Girl
Xoxo, Alpha Girl
Verify your ownership to receive access to our top-secret, anonymous “xoxo, Alpha Girl” Discord channel. Submit your secrets, tea, and alpha to the NFT Affirmations typeform and our Alpha Girl bot will TELL 
IT ALL. Whose got the FUD, where’s the top signal, wen mint, and what happens on the blockchain is COMPLETELY VISIBLE to all… that is if you know what you’re looking for.
Airdrop It Like It’s Hot
Airdrop It Like It’s Hot
Bruh. Everyone fucking does this. Why wouldn’t we? How do we know what they’ll be? We literally haven’t even launched yet. We DO KNOW it will be cool as shit, and you know it, too. Just look at the above.
~Magnetic~ Merch
~Magnetic~ Merch
A recent study conducted by a group of drop out degen researchers from Stanford University found that wearing our merch made you 69 times more likely to mint ultra rare jpegs, 420 times more likely to moon (spiritually and financially), and 888 times more likely to get laid. Unlike ETH 2.0, merch will come SOON and will be pumped harder than Musk and his Doge. NFT Affirmation owners get: access to 24 hour pre-sale whenever we drop, voting on drops and designs, collab opportunities, exclusive sticker packs, and probably more shit.
D Notes
D Notes
D-Notes is the next project under the Freaky Fam DAO. All NFT Affirmation HODLers will get early access & preview to the software. That’s all we’re saying, sorry.
Cog In The Machine
COG IN THE MACHINE CLUB
This super exclusive club will be open to a small number of NFT Affirmation HODLERs. More details to come post-reveal.
Socials
Tech
TECH
You may be disturbed to learn that the 10,000 affirmations came from the dark and infected minds of the Freaky Family; Chad Knight, Samantha Geheimnis, Nathaniel Parrott, and Karsen Daily. Practically incapable of carrying a conversation without obsessively injecting colloquial terms and phrases, it often felt as if Crypto Twitter was the only place they could truly share their thoughts and perspective to the world.
The kids were hungover as fuck and another generative mint was missed, but the Dream was still flourishing. A shared note on Apple titled “NFT Affirmations” was dropped in the group chat.
The first affirmation: “I am not overthinking my relationship with my collectors”.
One month and nearly 1,000 handwritten affirmations later, we started to train an open source API to give us a helping hand. Did we cause irreversible damage to machine learning? Maybe. But fuck if it wasn’t funny as shit.
Anyways, back to it. Our little linguistic AI was given the alpha and the output was shocking. Beautiful, but shocking. All 10,000 affirmations were reviewed and refined by real human eyes. Yes, all of them. Built to be reflective, inclusive, instigative, and, of course, inspiring, these affirmations will make your Dreams flourish.
DISCLAIMER: The statements, assumptions, and observations included in NFT Affirmations do not reflect the views of the founders of this project. For months we have followed your Twitters, listened to your Clubhouse & Spaces conversations, analyzed your shills, drops, and drags. These affirmations are amalgamations of your sentiments, you dirty little degens. How fricken juicy is that?
Roadmap
